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2005-02-12T19:09:00.000-08:00

I'm so confused! Where's Lisa???

Bored as hell

2005-02-08T23:18:00.000-08:00

Ho-hum... Such a boring day today... I know my "masters" think I'm always bored out of my mind waiting all day in my cage (when in fact I'm really busy working on the details of my evil plot to take over the world), but even animal genuises need some entertainment fer cryin out loud!!

Sasang is here but she's no fun. She hugs me from time to time, but a short while after that I'm lying on my belly again on the cool living room floor feeling sad and.... *sigh*.... alone..... :( Sometimes I think my brazen desire to lord over these silly humans isn't enough to fuel me anymore... I think... I need ...*GAWSP* ...a man!!!!

Oh no, I'm becoming like every other house-bound domestic animal out there!!! Now I'm just going to be another dog who will grow old at home and bear children with some random dog(s)!
Gaaah... The thought sickens me!!! I think I'll pee in sasang's room...

Sasang got mad at me. I really don't know why. That ought to spruce up her room a bit. It always smells so weird... like flowery and woodsy at the same time... She should thank me really...

I think I'll take a nap. I got puyat last night because of those blasted noisy twinkly lights outside!!! This thing these humans call New Year is a load of crap!!! Crap crap CRAP!!! They kept trying to make me shut up last night! Well excuse me for trying to save your pathetic lives from those exploding contraptions! They should be called conCRAPtions!!! How dare they anyway??? If anything's going to destroy the world it should be ME!!! Toffeeee!!!!!!

Rroooaaaarrrr!!!!!!

2005-02-05T07:57:00.000-08:00

hehehe. I'm so lucky to have such poor suckers as my "masters". I just pull off my paawa face and they're like putty in my hands. I tell ya, I should write a book..."Smart Dogs, Stupid Humans"...I'll be a hero among our kind!

I don't appreciate it when they try to hug me though. Especially that Sasang. She smells weird...unlike me, I smell so fresh all the time! It's kinda like a blended scent of vanilla and fish...so nice! Last week, a really bad thing happened to me. That sasang was hugging me again. I couldn't stand it, so I tried to squirm my way out. I jumped and I hit my head on the floor! I was seeing stars! I swear...my life flashed before my very eyes! I was so scared, I was shakin' all ovah!I hid under sasang's bed! Pauline and Sasang pulled me out, and they were all like, "uuy, tooffeee.....we're sorry!!kaw kasi eh!" And I was like "You bunch of losers! how could you do that to me??? You #$%&!!!"...but then sasang hugged me...this time, I sorta liked it. It felt nice...calmed me a bit. Pauline put this cold thing on my head, and I felt better. They fed me these really tasty biscuits! It felt nice, being hugged, being fed, I liked the attention. OMG, I think I'm starting to like these humans.

Anyway, I need to go nah. My possession spell's starting to wear off... apple kasi, so slow naman mag-type! Next time, I hope to tell you more about my adventures. Y'know, I think I will write a book...

2005-01-26T03:12:00.000-08:00

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see, this is why i let my sisters type for me...

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2005-01-26T02:16:00.000-08:00

My first post is very sad. It's dinner time in the house and once again I am left in my cage while I hear them enjoy their food and mindless chatter! Huhuhuhu! I will plot my revenge while pretending to cry! Mwahahaha... =)